Does this BP situation seem utterly ridiculous to anyone else:
Step 1: Build deep water platform to get oil, do not have multiple emergency shut-offs in place.
Step 2: Extract Oil, but what happens when the oil is all extracted?
Step 3: Fuck things up and have an oil spill Where were those shut-offs again?
Step 4: Run around like headless chickens yelling "we'll clean it up, it's not our fault" over and over
Step 5: ooooh, more oil, lets build another deep water platform.